Chronicles of Dubyaman

Why Dubyaman ???

Because he believes that the all mighty GOD speaks through him
Because he suffers from the foot in the mouth disease
Because he is the leader of the most ignorant bunch of people on this planet
Because he has the innate ability to separate the chaff from the grain (not the grain from the chaff)
Because he is every blockhead's idol and every intellectual's worst nightmare come true
Because he is an anomaly/singularity at the highest level.
Because he has managed to clung on to his post against all odds.
To err is Bush ...to forgive Divine...!!

Bushisms : The term coined in (dis) honour of our beloved Dubyaman transcends the laws of grammers and can put even Shakespeare to shame. The linguists had to coin a new word since they didn't come under the ambits of spoonerisms, malapropoisms , technopropisms .I have collected some of the most famous Bushisms which have already gone into the annals of diplomatic,foreigh and lingusitics er sorry.....annals.

My all time favourites :

"Because he's hiding…"
—Bush, explaining why Osama bin Laden has yet to be captured

We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress."
—Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview

"I'm looking for a good cowboy."
—Bush, in Brussels, Belgium on Feb. 21, when a French reporter asked him if French President Jacques Chirac would be invited to his ranch in Texas

"It will take time to restore chaos and order"
—Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq

"Our enemies are resourceful and innovative and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we ."
—Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq


PS: The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."