Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Why I am a Cynic........

The conundrum of life is the greatest enigma of all. What is life? Are we different from the other beasts on this planet? Are we the chosen one by the almighty god? All religious scriptures do claim unequivocally that the humans are indeed unique. Are we unique in the slaughter we indulge in, in the insatiable greed we have for all things material or is it because of the consciousness which we possess?

Which brings us to the question of what is consciousness? Is it something which always prods you to do the virtuous thing or can it be shaped by circumstance. A man with a criminal bent of mind might be beset with feelings of guilt if he does an upright task inadvertently. Is it not possible that his consciousness might poke him day and night for this?

This brings to the fore another set of rudimentary questions: What is the basis of the concept of “Truth, Virtue, Evil, and Vileness”? Why is a criminal abhorred and detested? Cannot there by a society where deplorable deeds like stealing, murder are not treated with contempt but are regarded as virtuous acts and vice versa. Thus if we consider this then the whole castle of cards which is humanity comes crumbling down. Then why was this very concept of Morality, humanity et al thought of and conceived. Aha there lies the rub. It was because of the need of the hour. The human species in infancy needed it for survival and subsequent domination.

Wouldn’t it have been better if we had not evolved at all? At least the ignominy of Iraqi pogrom, the near extermination of Jews witnessed the last century could have been avoided. Albeit our species has donned the masquerade of civility, dignity and honor the truth is that we are still bestial creatures which puts himself before others .Are the upheavals witnessed in the form of wars, riots and genocide the hallmarks of an advanced civilization or the traits of a degraded one. Why is it so hard to find a person not guilty of moral turpitude? Why are we taught that one person’s joy is another mans sorrow? Isn’t success a grotesque form of misery in this age?

To a lad in his formative years nothing seems out of grasp, nothing seems impossible. Then gradually as time progresses he starts feeling the overwhelming presence of a malfeasant force which stifles his creativity, curtails his spirits and finally the lad is forced to tow the line. When will we be free from these fetters, these shackles to do our own minds bidding?

My cynicism stems from the corruption I have witnessed in daily life, the skullduggery observed and highlighted in politics, the apathy a man has towards others.

The entire system is skewed in favor of the high and mighty. My cynicism has its roots in the indifference displayed by a man when a fellow human being lies bleeding on the ground and he just walks away as he doesn’t want to get trapped in the ‘vicious circle’ of cops, judiciary et al.

Why do standards of morality differ on a case to case basis. Why are people like “John Nash :A beautiful Mind “ looked upon with admiration whereas the common joe treated with scorn. Why is that a sensational criminal story lingers on in public memory and becomes the stuff of dinner table conversations where as others are relegated to the background…….

Someone once said that “There are no permanent friends or permanent enemies , there are only permanent interest “

That is why I am a cynic…………

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Chronicles of Dubyaman


Why Dubyaman ???

Because he believes that the all mighty GOD speaks through him
Because he suffers from the foot in the mouth disease
Because he is the leader of the most ignorant bunch of people on this planet
Because he has the innate ability to separate the chaff from the grain (not the grain from the chaff)
Because he is every blockhead's idol and every intellectual's worst nightmare come true
Because he is an anomaly/singularity at the highest level.
Because he has managed to clung on to his post against all odds.
To err is Bush ...to forgive Divine...!!

Bushisms : The term coined in (dis) honour of our beloved Dubyaman transcends the laws of grammers and can put even Shakespeare to shame. The linguists had to coin a new word since they didn't come under the ambits of spoonerisms, malapropoisms , technopropisms .I have collected some of the most famous Bushisms which have already gone into the annals of diplomatic,foreigh and lingusitics er sorry.....annals.

My all time favourites :

"Because he's hiding…"
—Bush, explaining why Osama bin Laden has yet to be captured

We're now saying, democracy must flourish. And as I recall from my history, it took us quite a while here in the United States, but nevertheless we are making progress."
—Bush, in a "Meet the Press" interview

"I'm looking for a good cowboy."
—Bush, in Brussels, Belgium on Feb. 21, when a French reporter asked him if French President Jacques Chirac would be invited to his ranch in Texas

"It will take time to restore chaos and order"
—Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq

"Our enemies are resourceful and innovative and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we ."

—Bush, speaking to reporters about the situation in Iraq


PS: The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."